Dayum, who knew the saltpeter rumors went all the way back to 2005. I joined up back in 2014. Due to a problem with anxiety, I never even thought about touching myself during basic. But he's spot on about the goggles you get when you get out, make you wanna have sex with everyone and everything you'd even be remotely attracted to, like we're talking the fringes of sexual desire, bordering on things that disgust you.
You'd fuck just about anything you can get your hands on afterwards. Saw many an airman fall off the wagon and hit the ground hard.
Very relatable and funny, just the laugh I needed man, thank you.